Mall Syndrome

What is Mall Syndrome?


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the sickness or anxiety one gets after shopping or being at the mall for too long. Similar to claustrophobia. Symptoms include: sweating, bad attitude, dizziness, and loss of breath

(at the mall)

Brooke: Alright...I have to go to hot topic and get new pleather pants.

Jess: Brooke..n the pleather pants wait?? We've been to 17 stores, its crowded, and I started to develop mall syndrome after you picked up those peek a boo panties. I want to leave.

See mall, phobia, sweating, sick


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