Mall Throat

What is Mall Throat?


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the feeling one gets in their throat when breathing the stale, recycled air of the mall for to long. Closely resembles a regular sore throat but it differs in the fact that you can finally place the blame of your regular sore throat on something i.e the mall. common among guys waiting at the chili's bar while their girlfriends buy shit they don't need and ddrplayers. many hardcore shoppers have built up a tolerance to this condition.

Whats wrong?

Im sick.

But you weren't to sick to go shoping for 12 hours.

nah man, i got a serious case of mall throat.

oh snap, son!

See mall, throat, sore, bar


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