Mallard With A Cold

What is Mallard With A Cold?


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A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

See sick duck, mallard with a cold, snl, joke


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