Mallard With A Cold

What is Mallard With A Cold?

A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.

"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"

See sick duck, mallard with a cold, snl, joke

Scogen

1. another name for a cookie, biscuit, cracker, or muffin my grandma makes excellent scogens when Christmas comes around. See andrew..

Urban Whitefish

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Tensecore

1. Intensely hard-core. OMG! You know Einstein?! thats tensecore! See h-core, hardcore, intense, awesome..

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