What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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Another term for masturbation or pud handler.
He masturbates all the time, he's a clown boxer!
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Anything pertaning to being bad ass or hardcore when it comes to gaming style.
I was in this sick CSS game, this one guy was so IronMan..
