What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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the act of holding a passionate gaze (eye sex) with someone from across the room without wearing any protection; such as eye glasses, su..
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Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino
I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!
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