What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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1. a little while zit-like thing on the vagina or penis after a good clean shaving.
2. A bald headed homosexual who gets it in the poop..
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A large gathering of women, with few, if any, men.
See sausage party.
"This is a total vulvapalooza, where are all the men?"..
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Also know as the man incased in iron. One day when he was reading a book, the arch villian of Guildford 'Superdouche' poured p..
