What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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The art of when Mexican Priest Rappers are in a brawl or fight.
Most commonly seen in Mexico... Suprisingly.
Passer by: "Hey look..
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A day when your enimies let their guard down thinking that you have forgotten there is a score to settle
from this day on, any time you..
