What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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A large, smooth sex toy that has the capability to vibrate a different speeds. Must have an image of sir bobby robson printed on it
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an unplanned and unwelcome fetus.
Maude's period is late. I bet she has a uterine parasite!
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