What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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A boner. An erection. When your dick goes from 6 o'clock to 12 o'clock (midnight).
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A quaint town in the outskirts of Tacoma, Washington. It is characterised as having nice new sidewalks, beaches, an apple orchard, and a..
