Mallcow

What is Mallcow?

1.

Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.

"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."

See suburbanite, hipster, trendoid
19

Random Words:

V.i.c
1. that dumbass soulja by produced his ass heres a hint if you really dont know "a get silly ... get silly ... get silly" yeah th..
Read more
Angella
1. A word used for someone obsessed with killing. Also an alternate spelling of Angela. You might want stay a safe distance away, cause sh..
Read more
Your Death
1. *Gasp* A chixX0r at GAT City and Project Mayhem! Damn sexy too... Hey YD, wanna mbate? 2. Verb meaning the act of Mistress...ing. Y..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free