Mallcow

What is Mallcow?


1.

Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.

"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."

See suburbanite, hipster, trendoid


19

Random Words:

1. This is someone that you find attractive and would like to sleep with. Came from the phrase "I'd draw her", made popular..
1. Originating in the northern part of California, jerkin is an urban dance style for the youth that's starting an epidemic around the..
1. Another name for bots, a method of smoking hash :) "Yo lets brew some dabous!" "what the fuck is that?" "BOT..