What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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The place to be; A person, place, object, or event that is exceptionally rad.
Initially created as an alternative to the term jump off,..
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When a clothing hanger is used to pick some one up by there ball sack.
Im going to give charlie a nice clif hanger the next time I see ..
