What is Mallcow?
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Mallcows are clueless shoppers at suburban malls who are easily manipulated into paying for useless gadgets and superfluous fashion trends. Widely varying in age and demographics, mallcows include common suburban archetypes such as soccer moms, teeny boppers, and high school jocks.
"Oh, look, What Not To Wear got their hands on yet another mallcow...."
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Somone who gargels dog urin
"Hey! I saw what you did with your dog! you zargel foofer!..
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1. Often interpreted as a crazy chick that's random, hyper, creative, and flat out fun to hang with
Mainly becuase she's wog...
