What is Mallen?
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Wannabe ladie's man who'll go for any girl who talks to him, comes from Michael Allen. See the lyrics for Orchestra Of Wolves by Gallows.
Watch out, that mallen Simon's about.
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A male in his youth with abundant problems, mainly in the areas of education, drinking, and women. A Mallen often attempts to act cool or intellectual in a social environment but is instead viewed as an example of a standard life gone terribly,terribly wrong.
"Yo Reggie, check that drunk and stupid Mallen trying to talk to those fine biddies, what a fool."
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