What is Mallet?
1.
when someone is acting like a complete tool
look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet
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2.
A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.
I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.
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3.
The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.
NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.
Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet
Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.
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4.
Mallet = E
Going to go get a few Mallets
5.
A drug binge
I was on a mallet last night
6.
Post - Mallet = An after mallet
One would have a major after mallet upon onesself
7.
a mallet is another name for a penis
you have a small mallet
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