Mallet

What is Mallet?


1.

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

See Paul

2.

A young male who does not have any pubic hair. Used tauntingly in boys' communal showers in secondary schools; also used more generally as a synonym for idiot or pratt.

I'm not being gay, but I looked at his cock and he is the biggest mallet in the world.

See shiner, nob, cock, dick

3.

The mallet is a term best used to describe someone with an odd "mallet shaped head of a penis.

NOT NECCESSARILY INDICATIVE OF A LARGE GURTH, MORE CONCERNED WIV A RATHER LARGE HEAD.

Shay has a mallet, Timmy mallet has a mallet

Shay done lydia but she just couldnt handle the mallet, however she watch timmy mallets mallet on tv regularly.

See the, mallet, shay, lydia

4.

Mallet = E

Going to go get a few Mallets

5.

A drug binge

I was on a mallet last night

6.

Post - Mallet = An after mallet

One would have a major after mallet upon onesself

7.

a mallet is another name for a penis

you have a small mallet

See dick, cock, wang, lap rocket


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