Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering

Procreative

1. The act or essence of fucking up. Stems from procreate. I told Jones to stop being so procreative as he struggled to insert his straw..

Terk

1. Verb, meaning to have dirty sex with a woman. 1. Did you terk her last night? 2. Can I terk you, love? See shag, bang, plow, rifle, f..

V.f.a.

1. Vaginal Flash Assistant God you are one good V.F.A. See Gary..

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