Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering

Ddpt's

1. DDPT: Double "D" Pancake Titties. Breasts that are, of course, of outrageous size, but also have a gigantic areola, usually t..

Mcgosling

1. The term used to describe the relationship between actors Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. Typically adored by people who watch "T..

Ain't Even

1. 1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT. 2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL. 3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mallet Fingers Edit Meaning