Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering

Microcrap

1. See also microshitmicroshaftmicroshafted I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the on..

Go Play With Traffic

1. something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment sarah - lets go feed the hens peter - no, go play with traffic ..

Epidural

1. Epidural, n.: a shot to the epidural section of the spine using an inhumanely large needle which stays in place for 30 mins or more, cau..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mallet Fingers Edit Meaning