Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?


1.

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering


92

Random Words:

1. A term to express pure excitement and emotion for whatever reason. Popularized by Lil Jon from the Eastside Boyz, especially at MTV 03 ..
1. A guy or a kid who spend more time watching bmx movies on the internet and disturbing bmx forums instead of go riding and learn some kic..
1. Come to one of these to experience the following: drugs, sex, cult worship, alternative music, etc. Ah man I woke up yesterday in a ka..