Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering

12/12

1. The lighting schedule for growing marijuana indoors. 12 hours of sunlight/12 hours of complete/uninterupted darkness. Just finished the..

Omggrotflmaool

1. Computer slang meaning, "Oh my good God rolling on the floor laughing my ass off out loud" OMGGROTFLMAOOL!!! That was hilario..

Civil Matter

1. In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with. "Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter" See crime,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Mallet Fingers Edit Meaning