Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?

Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering

Queerwolf

1. 1. One who is hairy as shit AND homosexual. 2. Can also be used for showing degree. 1. Grady Burgner=QUEERWOLF 2. Do you heart it QUEE..

Foonja

1. the area around the face or mouth I'm gonna slap you in your foonja! See face, mouth, foonja, slap, hit..

Haigh

1. hows it going? what you up to? haigh? See haigh, how, are, you, going..

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