Mallet Fingers

What is Mallet Fingers?


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Mallet fingers, i.e. when a boy is really bad at fingering a girl, so bad it is painful. Possibly big fingers, or just bad practice.

Jane: Did you have fun with Raymond last night.

Cat: Yeah i heard you went back with him!?

Lucy: Yeah wish i hadnt though, he had real mallet fingers!

Jane: ooh ouch!

See vagina, fingering


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