What is Mallet Head?
1.
A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the
Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today
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2.
Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.
He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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