What is Mallet Toss?
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1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.
2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.
Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.
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Random Words:
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A phrase describing a very grody chick, usually of indeterminate gender.
Damn, it has sideburns? That is a definite beastius nicoleharr..