Malletician

What is Malletician?


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A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.

Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....


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