What is Malletician?
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A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
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when your cock weighs so much that your partner feels like theyve been body slammed when you gator slap them with it.
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That which is emitted from the penile eye after days of semen conservation. The actual splooge is much more dense and plentiful when th..
