What is Malletician?
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A person from any walk of life who is gripped by sudden insatiable urges to pound the ground with a wooden, rubber, copper or rawhide mallet. They can sometimes be seen by the side of the road banging away frantically. If you think any of your friends may be a malletician, try checking under their car seat for some kind of mallet.
Found this 'Thor' mallet in Millie's make-up bag. i'm worried she might be a bit of a malletician....
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when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
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People that are proud of their locality. Also novelties you would only find in your hometown or local area.
People with bumper stickers..
