Mallgoth Edit Meaning

1.

Yuppy teens (or real stupid adults) that try too hard to look unique at the mall. But fail miserably since their mallgoth culture is manufactured as the alternative culture for those who act cynnical towards rap and pop, spawning a legion of pale faced losers and making Hot Topic rich.

Ironically Marilyn Manson, their God, is a marketed popstar as well.

Mallgoths lack knowledge about tr00 black metal and real goths, who were nomads during ancient times. They think you just have to listen to Marilyn Manson and shop at Hot Topic to be "unique" and "depressed".

At the mall (which they practically live in), they complain about everything, even about how commercial the mall is.

The mallgoth was depressed that his mommy didn't buy him a new over priced trench coat at Hot Topic so he locked himself up in his black room and listened to Marilyn Manson all day.

2.

A person (usually a teenager,) who tries to follow with the new pseudo-goth trends (usually the ones they pick up at the mall) and try to show it off like it's some sort of uber-fucking evil religion.

Hot Topic is the mallgoth's place of worship. I don't recommend going there on weekends when schools out.

3.

Trendy kids who believe that they are "goths" when they have no understanding of the scene. Typically have baggy jeans, black dyed hair and trendy band t-shirts. Often associate their knowledge of HIM (who are a good band nonetheless) with connection to underground, when they have no real knowledge of real gothic music. While these people are often worthless as human beings, they can often be hot, and easily persuaded to do whatever you want them to for attention, particularly if they think you are "evil". They are also fun to scare the shit out of if you have an understand of real goth/black metal culture.

I have personally scared a mallgoth into a preppy by showing them a Countess album.

4.

retards, who live at the mall, and wear black, thinking that makes them Hardcore. They listen to Slipknot and swear by corey taylors poor attempts at true lyrical ecstasy. They wear the clothing of otherwise respectable bands, causiung those who actually enjoy the music of said bands, want to puke. They tend to say things that praise their own pitiful deaths yet, when faced with true death they shit themselves and begin to wimper "please don't kill me, i want to live!" They creat many misconceptions about real goths and in actuality most of them are just metal heads, with no lives.

i enjoy the company of my friend brian, despite the fact that he is kind of a mallgoth.

5.

a bunch of kids who make Korn and Marilyn Manson look dumb.......dumber than the look on TRL.

That mallgoth is wearing a korn shirt i have.......now im gonna take it back.

See Mike

6.

They think they're Gothsand sadly so do other people including even Metalheads.

They wear Hot Topicclothing and coincidentally they listen to music like Slipknot, Korn, H.I.M, Cradle of Filth, Dimmu Borgir(I still like them though), Rob Zombie, Marylin Manson, Mudvayne, lots of Nu-Metal in general and then some real Metal too (mostly older stuff) and they think their "Metal" music is Goth. They're probably worse than this " Emo" trend because they actually think they're Gothor Metalhead and so do other people; there's probably more of them than there are real Goths.

Guy wearing a Slipknot shirt with dyed hair and baggy pants: I'm a Goth m/

Me: *mallgoth* quietly

See goth, emo, metal, metalheads, mallgoths, mallcore, mall goth

7.

A (mostly) teenage subculture, characterized by the wearing of eyeliner, bondage pants, baggy t-shirts and lots of black. Usually associated with nu-metal music. One of the only subcultures in which mental issues were a celebrated thing. Typically critical of "preppy" youth culture, which may cause people to think mallgoth kids are hypocritical (because OMG, they PURCHASE their clothes at MALLS! What a mortal sin!) Not "true" goths, not "true" metalheads, and sure as heck not any other subculture...one wonders who the real conformists are, after a while. Nowadays it's more rare to spot a mallgoth, because they are a dying breed, much like almost every ruggedly individualistic counterculture in this country.

Go ahead. Laugh at the mallgoth because he dresses like The Crow. Sneer at him because he's a teenager. Make snide remarks at his eyeliner and his CD collection, and think nothing of him because he's a poor, broken lunatic.

Just remember how strong the spirit of youth and rebellion can be...and remember that the young and the wild often grow to become the brilliant and the revered.

See mallcore, nu metal, hot topic, individualism, scapegoat