What is Malligator?
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n.- Mythical animal with big blue eyes. Found mainly in the malls of Michigan. Although found at the top of the food chain, usually a vegetarian by choice. Able to cause smiles simply by her presence. Also the best girl, la la la. See also
"I want a penguin, and a giraffe, and an elephant...and a malligator"
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