Mallmo

What is Mallmo?

a few hundred years ago, the chinese had a problem cleaning woks then up came this guy from germany, Jurgen Mallmo. he found this ingenius invention.

What a chode

use this mallmo on your wok, ellis.

Jon Wild, or a.ka. chode

Jon, you are such a chode licking terd

Jon Wild

you you you you

Swishen

1. Being a lazy piece of shit that is willing to accomplish nothing for a whole lot of money. Other term is swisher. I dont know about you..

W00terskates

1. Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol. I just made it up. Yay for me!..

Zuuiu

1. a full commitment's what i'm dreaming of shea: Seriously Chris, ZuuiU is the oldest trick in the book. See rickroll, rick as..

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