Mallmo

What is Mallmo?


1.

a few hundred years ago, the chinese had a problem cleaning woks then up came this guy from germany, Jurgen Mallmo. he found this ingenius invention.

What a chode

use this mallmo on your wok, ellis.

2.

Jon Wild, or a.ka. chode

Jon, you are such a chode licking terd

3.

Jon Wild

you you you you


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