What is Mallnesia?
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The phenomenon that occurs when one walks out of a store in the mall and has no idea which way they came from, blocking mall traffic with their paralysis.
I hate going shopping with my mom: she gets such bad mallnesia and walks the wrong way every time!
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A dutch oven made underneath a Snuggie.
After Ralph consumed the three burritos, the dense blue fabric of his Snuggie concealed his gas..
