Mallnesia

What is Mallnesia?


1.

The phenomenon that occurs when one walks out of a store in the mall and has no idea which way they came from, blocking mall traffic with their paralysis.

I hate going shopping with my mom: she gets such bad mallnesia and walks the wrong way every time!

See mallzheimers, mall, amnesia


64

Random Words:

1. Failing or messing up; not succeeding. 1) I hope I didn't kick the orange on my test! 2) Man, I totally kicked the orange on that..
1. a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won&apo..
1. Someone who was previously gay, is now straight. "I can't believe that Matt is a homo-defectus. I never saw that coming."..