Mallometer

What is Mallometer?


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A mallometer is an invisible device that measures the amount of time one can spend in a mall. Upon entering a mall, one's mallometer will start ticking. The rate at which a person's mallometer expires, is dependent on factors, or mall forces, such as, shopping speed, amount of stores, type of shopping, and items carried. Once your mallometer is expired you must leave the mall immediately. As with "Mall Feet", there is no cure, however if you would like to increase time in your meter, treatments may include reclining chairs and bottled beverages. It is important to note, that each individual houses different size mallometers. females have a tendency to have an larger sized mallometer, and are more resilient to the other mall forces, as identified above.

"Honey, my mallometer is quickly expiring, we better stop for water or food so I can get a quick boost, or we are going to have to leave the mall in approximately 5 minutes"

See mall, meter, shop, pain, ache


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