What is Malloritis?
1.
A chronic debilitating condition caused by the abhorrent sight of the
Stop it, George! Your interpretation of the
Pelvis Wave will give me Malloritis!
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2.
This chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which may include:
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis Wave all up in my grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!
The Pelvis Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!
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