What is Mallory?
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Inexplicable. Describes a woman who is mean, bitchy, rude, and stuck up, yet beautiful, caring, funny, and loveable, all at the same time. She is an object of desire, lust, and adoration by all men (and even some women), and that of envy, jealousy, and hate by most women. She is amazing, in all aspects of the word.
"Wow that bitch was mean as hell. I want her. She's such a fucking Mallory. I have to get her number!"
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A beautiful person who everyone likes. Full of knowledge, very smart and wise, Mallory is the best person you will know.
She gives great advice, and one look will make you want her (regardless of gender, although she is hetrosexual).
All around an awesome person.
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Ryan: When I was thinking about it
Camron: Mhmmmm?
Ryan: I realized how blessed we are to know Mallory.
Ben: Yup, you're totally right.
Camron: Then what are we doing here? Let's go worship her feet!
Ben: Good idea!!
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A sexy mama that is loved and looked up to by all. A Mallory possesses extreme radness and everyone wants one. See also
She's just trying to be a Mallory, even though she sucks at everything.
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an all-around awesome person, someone you definitely do not want to lose. someone people want to clone to keep for themselves. although stubborn at times, a Mallory is someone you can depend on in pressure situations. over-analyzes things too much. also intelligent.
that mallory over there is so cool. i want her as a best friend!
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The most amazing, beautiful girl in the entire universe. She is sexy, hot, tall and super nice. I love her in every way possible. She is really really cool. Mallory is like, honestly, the best person and has the biggest heart.
David: Owww I hurt myself!
Mallory: Oh my gosh! I can help you don't worry.
David: Oh, Mallory! I love you so much!
Mallory: Why thank you ;) I love you, too!
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The most amazing girl ever. She is sexy, beautiful, pretty, cute, and just overall amazing. A great kisser and is the most amazing person ever. The girl that everyone wants. She is the prettiest, cutest, most beautiful girl ever.
geez that girl over there is the cutest prettiest most beautiful girl ive ever seen. - geez your such a great kisser, your name must be mallory! - i love you
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A mallory is usually a girl that is shortish, dark brown hair, caramel brown eyes, and has a pretty different, but unique sense of style. She can usually be found at soccer practice, speed walking through the halls, with her friends, and on the computer.
"Dude, that new chick is such a Mallory. I call her!"
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