What is Mallrats?
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2 Definitions:
1) A movie directed by Kevin Smith, a comedial genious.
2) A person who spends their time at the mall for no particular reason.
They're not there to shop. They're not there to work. They're just there.
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The best fucking movie ever made.
Anyone who doesn't like MallRats is a dip shit.
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A movie that doesn't get the credit that it desearves. One of Kevin Smith's best movies
Would you like a chololate cover pretsel
See
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Mallrats is the funniest movie ever made. Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes kick ass. Snooch to tha nooch Bitches.
Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Mallrats last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, It sucked. I fucking hate Kevin Smith and all those gay movies."
Guy 1: (Shoots Guy 2 in the balls).
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Those for whom the Mall is a place of both recreation and relaxation, a place of worship and of desecration, and a place where one can happily pack a bagged lunch in order to spend all the time neccessary in order to see a stereogram image appear.
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the greatest Movie of all time
WOW what a great movie Mallrats is!
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a very good movie about 2 slackers who loose there girlfriends and go to the mall only to find them there.they try to win them back and later succeed
mallrats is a better movie than "your mom gone wild"
