What is Mall-security?
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A position of a Security officer in a mall that works to keep douchbaggary to a minimum, and offer information and help to people actually there to shop.
Example #1. Mall-Security just kicked that guy out because he was being loud and disruptive and used foul language, I am so thankful that that douchbag has left the building.
Example #2. That Mall-Security officer was extremely friendly and helpful when I couldn't find the restrooms.
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one leet motha f*cka
Mall-Security owns!
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