Mallternateen

What is Mallternateen?

A teen who engages in a "mallternative" lifestyle.

Avril Lavigne's fans think they're these crazy punk outcasts but they're nothing but mallternateens.

See mallternative, goth, avril, ashley simpson

Unusually Wide Stance

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Etlog

1. slang for balls derived from the filipino word for egg, "etlog" Homie your girl can suck my etlogs...

Fuzzgrotto

1. when little hairs grow in a circular pattern around and in the butthole. That girl has the biggest nastiest fuzzgrotto ive ever seen. ..

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