What is Mallzheimers?
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The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
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sexy underwear for men. generally briefs, but NOT TIGHTY WHITIES. preferably small, dude thongs are ok too.
She yanked down my underswa..
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Rhyming slang for "cunted." Used to mean completely drunk.
I got so james blunted the other night I tried to hump a goose.
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