What is Mallzheimers?
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The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
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An alternate advice columnist, for those either unable or unwilling to contact Dear Abby. Available online, at various times.
Dear Dann..
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a woman with small breast like a school child. or atleast an a cup.
Hey look at that chick she got itty bitties.
See misquito bites..
