Mallzheimers

What is Mallzheimers?

1.

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

See mallzheimers, mall, amnesia
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