Mallzheimers

What is Mallzheimers?


1.

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

See mallzheimers, mall, amnesia


93

Random Words:

1. Term given to the act of sending out invitations for one's wedding via Facebook or Myspace. Inbox (1) Subject: LOL Wedding!!! H..
1. 1. Someone who has never had a drink of alcohol. 2. Someone who gets drunk extremely easily. 3. Someone who hits the floor after one d..
1. Umtsa Umtsa, is an Israely slang for the base of the trance. (The booms). It also meens stake in hebrew (Umtsa). Shit faced dude: Bahh..