What is Mallzheimers?
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The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
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Pertaining to any other noun, verb, or adjective.
Her Farfolonus was very large, and farfolonusy...
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Rounding down to an even dollar figure when repaying a small debt.
I bought Juan a beer last night for $2.75, fucker gave me two bucks ..
