Mallzheimers

What is Mallzheimers?

1.

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

See mallzheimers, mall, amnesia
93

Random Words:

Gikerbe
1. gay biker want to be. a gay guy who has the money and time to waste on buying a euro trash bike or rice burner and just buys the bike to..
Read more
Vereally
1. Very and really in one word. 1. Wow, this map is vereally good! 2. Man, Tekish is a vereally gay admin! See dog..
Read more
Zach'd
1. The process of sucking on the breasts of a woman where your buddy blew his load just minutes beforehand. This usually accompanies oral ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free