What is Mallzheimers?
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The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
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Random Words:
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it means to take a shit
i gotta go and cut some cable
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The callous you get on your hand from masturbating too much without enough lubricant.
"Dude, I can barely hold a pen this morning...
