What is Mallzheimers?
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The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.
Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?
Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!
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No matter who you are or where you are in the world,
your flag is my toilet paper..
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The inability to carry out simple motor functions such as walking, talking, or driving, while sending, composing, or recieving a text me..
