Malmortal

What is Malmortal?


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A term coined by noted homosexual Corey Boland that is completely devoid of meaning.

Languishing in his own malmortality, Corey proceeded to shave his hair until he was twice as ugly as before-- a level of ugly previously unattained by any human.

See Conor Oberst


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