Malmortality Edit Meaning

1. When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex. Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!..

1. Any lowlifeofficer who has nothing better to do but to huntyour assdown and give you tickets when he/she feels like it. (Usually a maleo..

1. a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they a..