Malmortality Edit Meaning

1. when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through. the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and me..

1. Unicorn-Sex : The practice of being so bemused by the filth that your search engine throws up at the most innocuos queries, that you sta..

1. The act of inserting one's (or another's) genatalia in an oven in order to attain orgasm. I came home to find Alasdair lying ..