Malmortality Edit Meaning

1. The saviour of low-budget, processed meat. Coming soon to a supermarket near you! Jesus Ham: It's Christ-tastic! See Biddy..

1. The act of purposefully 'up selling' an item, person, yourself or style of dress, especially if it is: a) untrue b) a way of g..

1. mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatur..