What is Malomar?
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the fat kid you used to sit next to in school who would always jack off into your pencil case while he was thinking about bean burritos and double quarter pounders being pumped into his bloodstream via an I.V drip on account of he didnt have the physical strength or endurance to eat orally (except for his mums shit).
"look at that malomar"
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When told to "fluff a muffin" it means to back the fuck down.
Boy: I just want to look at ur phone.
Girl: Give it back!
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The act of swinging your car in circles.
Doing donuts.
Gettin' sidewayz swingin it this way and that way.
Gettin' Sidewayz..
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A disease in which the victim cannot stop P Poppin. E'scuze me usually lasts up to a necessary amount of days to get enough sexin&a..