Maloney Masher Edit Meaning

1.

A somewhat similar variation of the korshlak cramper, which is a modified shocker. To perform this procedure, one must orientate their hands in a way similar to that of a Ryu "hadouken" from Street Fighter, but with their hands in a fist rather than open. Once the proper stance and fist alignment has been established, the user may then lunge forward towards their suspecting/unsuspecting female target, with vagina and anus exposed. It is recommended that the user's dominant hand be the one inserted into the vagina (also known as "the pink") for maximum stimulation, as that fist would be more capable for articulating movement. The non-dominant fist is inserted into the anus (also known as "the stink"). During this entire procedure, the user must keep his/her hands in fists.

The user may then choose or combine the options of fist gyration and/or "plunging" effect.

* It should also be noted that while lubrication is encouraged, it is not entirely necessary.

* The use of chloroform or rohypnol may be required for your partner to consent to this act.

"Hello ladies - who's up for a Maloney Masher?!?"

"..."

"You're all bitches anyway."

See shocker, fist, vagina, anus