What is Malooly?
1.
A blow job that is performed by an eighth grader and received by someone older than eighth grade. This boy has been
I sent that middle schooler a carnation in hopes of getting a Malooly.
R. Kelly would have been better off asking for a Malooly.
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2.
A fat dim-witted, slow (mentally and physically) egg shaped creature. The malooly is often in hibernation, between January-December. All maloolys are homosexual, and due to their poor awarenss - take weeks to respond to any stimulus. A malooly is often used as a derogatory term.
I saw a malooly on the discovery channel
Get away from me u fucking malooly!
God damn it, ur as fat and dumb as a malooly!
3.
A Malooly is urban slang for "dumb fuck". Malooly's usually have the appearance of a mentally handicapped person, and sometimes the hump of the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Guy 1: That girl is one UGLY MOTHER FUCKER
Guy 2: ahhhhhhhhh, a Malooly!
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