Malooly

What is Malooly?

1.

A blow job that is performed by an eighth grader and received by someone older than eighth grade. This boy has been Maloolied.

I sent that middle schooler a carnation in hopes of getting a Malooly.

R. Kelly would have been better off asking for a Malooly.

See maloolied, blow job, middle school, servicing, pervert

2.

A fat dim-witted, slow (mentally and physically) egg shaped creature. The malooly is often in hibernation, between January-December. All maloolys are homosexual, and due to their poor awarenss - take weeks to respond to any stimulus. A malooly is often used as a derogatory term.

I saw a malooly on the discovery channel

Get away from me u fucking malooly!

God damn it, ur as fat and dumb as a malooly!

3.

A Malooly is urban slang for "dumb fuck". Malooly's usually have the appearance of a mentally handicapped person, and sometimes the hump of the hunchback of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: That girl is one UGLY MOTHER FUCKER

Guy 2: ahhhhhhhhh, a Malooly!

See dumb, fuck, moron, ugly, slut
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