Malphemism

What is Malphemism?


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The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.

"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."


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