Malporned

What is Malporned?

1.

not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.

Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.

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