Malpuss

What is Malpuss?


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A Short, Midget sized skinny/tan/not popular girl, with a larger breast area, glasses, and a 12 year old boy hair cut. Gets giggly and hard to handle when drunk, give her a pipe and watch her smile, BEWARE she brings home creepers!

EX: Look at that malpuss, she fell off the bar again

MALPUSS POURS BEER ON PEOPLE

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