Malta Goya

What is Malta Goya?


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The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.

I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

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