Malta Goya

What is Malta Goya?


1.

The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.

I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

See beer, vomit, disgusting, punishment, malta, goya, gag


11

Random Words:

1. To slaughter or killin a realisic or virtual game. More than ownded or owned its more severe. He got pwnded so bad! See pwnded, pwned,..
1. The mating call of the blondes "im so drunk" (strategicly when a guy is close by)..
1. A place of honor for those heroes who have served as supreme examples of Manhood. The Mantheon includes such figures as General Patton,..