Maltby Van

What is Maltby Van?


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Twin brother of the marvellous Maltby Lorry that hides Pork Scotch's Cone from the ugly old Bastard. This specimen is a lot cleaner than it's brother Maltby.L unexpectedly because the Van lives in Mansfield.

Hey doesn't that van say Maltby on the side?

Yeah didn't you hear? Maltby lorry has a twin brother called Maltby Van

See maltby, van, lorry, cone


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