What is Maltby Van?
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Twin brother of the marvellous Maltby Lorry that hides Pork Scotch's Cone from the ugly old Bastard. This specimen is a lot cleaner than it's brother Maltby.L unexpectedly because the Van lives in Mansfield.
Hey doesn't that van say Maltby on the side?
Yeah didn't you hear? Maltby lorry has a twin brother called Maltby Van
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v. To get fucked up so badly that it's just pathetic. Relating to the Chicago Steamer, where you get shitted on the chest.
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