Malteaser

What is Malteaser?


1.

A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blondepeople.

For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.

My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"

2.

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

See blondes, brunettes, dumb, stupid


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