Malteser

What is Malteser?


1.

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

See Holly

2.

The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating

"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"

See anus, balls, cornhole

3.

A black/indian person who acts like they're white.

'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'

'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.


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