What is Malteser?
1.
Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,
in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.
Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname
'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'
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2.
The act of squishing one's balls into another's poohole whilst copulating
"hey, I know we've just met but can I stick my nuts in your ringpiece? What you don't know what thats called....Why in cosmopolitain circles its called a malteser"
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3.
A black/indian person who acts like they're white.
'Damn Tia actin such a malteser'
'Yeah, dark on the outside, white on the inside'.
