Malverne

What is Malverne?


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little random city on Long Island, everyone who lives their has more money then the surronding areas. Teens want out, cops suck big time, it has about 6 town parks all with about 10 ft of walking space. Nothin ever goes on here, and mostly old ppl live here. Occassionally ppl spot a black person

wow i can't believe we are stuck in malverne

See malverne, small, lame, money


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