Malware

What is Malware?


1.

MALICIOUS SOFTWARE. It is any code, program, script, software or any instructions interpreted as attacking a computer operating system (most probably a Windows operating system)

Malware includes spyware, trojans, viruses/virii, denial of service/ DoSattacks.

Malware is often found online in the form of spyware, viruses and trojans.

2.

The STDs of porn.

Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.

See std, dirty, condom, slut, whore

3.

Your fucked

4chan ultimate punishment, malware

See spyware, fucked, screwed, dead, computer, blue screen, shitzer

4.

A cousin of adwareand spyware, this usually downloads and installs itself to your PC without your permission.

It often takes the form of programs called "porn diallers" that dial expensive or long distance numbers.

Stupid malware!

5.

Malware is unlike adware and spyware, because you only get malware off a particular page. An example is that malware can try to make expensive calls, but if you dont have Dial Up then they cant, because Dial Up is the only form of internet connection that connects to the phone. Malware is found in:

Porn sites

Some other sites

But mostly porn sites. The malware found on almost all porn sites are called a 'porn virus'.

Person: Hmm, lets look at some hot girls!

Person goes to a porn website, and gets malware without realizing he has it. When he restarts his computer, some porn pops up and then more popups.

See malware, computer, popups

6.

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flanel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

See mal, vistory, malware, flannel, clothing

7.

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flannel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).

I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.

See mal, vistory, malware, flannel, clothing


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