Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

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1. When something great happens to you or a friend at the expense of another. Oh my god what the fuck rolling on the floor laughing my fuc..

Ass Puke

1. Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet. Fred: Felt good to get that out. Bo..

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1. an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person comm..

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