Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

Reefers

1. Persons who are under the influence or are regular users of canibas. "Hey look at those fucking reefers." See weed, pot, 420..

Petting The Cat

1. term used to describe female masturbation. I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat...

Poopocalypse

1. A shit storm of catastrophic proportions. Originally coined by The Ratliff Brothers. If the boss finds out you called in sick and went..

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