Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

Gurf

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Quasimodo

1. an insult directed at a person with a hunched back. derived from the movie Hunchback of Notre Dame. Yo Quasimodo, your shoulders sag mo..

Hood Dunce

1. a white hipster who has never been to the ghetto, likes to talk like Black people, has no Black friends, listens to gangster rap music a..

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