Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

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Quift

1. A combination of the words quick and swift. We gotta be in and out, let's do the quift. See quick, swift, poop, seamen, cum 1. ..

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