Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

125

1. Slang term used for a blowjob. Yo, Jessica gave Mark a 125 yesterday! See blowjob, head, oral sex, bj, fellatio 2. One eigth of a ki..

Precrastinate

1. the act of planning procrastination. Josh: Man u really shouldn't precrastinate anymore. Mark: Don't worry about it, when i ..

Zipperfinger

1. Taking whatever action is necessary to achieve a goal or avoid negative repercussions. The action is typically illegal, or at least, ex..

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