Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

Spooncicle

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1. Short for Unidentified flying fucktardo. - A fucking retard who goes on about UFO's all the time. I wish he'd shut up about ..

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