Malzheimers

What is Malzheimers?

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

See mall, brain fart, shopaholic

Ear Dick

1. A Bluetooth headset. People who think they're mighty important often walk around with one of these things hangin' on their ear..

Zirtz

1. to fritz, to blink off, to freeze up. Sorry I logged off briefly, my computer zirtzed. See fritz, blink, snafu, freeze, break..

Obamafucked

1. The state of our country since Obama Hussein has been is office Bill, this country is now officially Obamafucked!!! See fucked, social..

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