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When you have to take a shit and the turd is so big, it feels like your giving birth.
Women always bitch that men can never understand ..
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IN MEMORY OF BILLY MAYS, JUNE 28 HAS BEEN DECLARED ALL CAPS DAY. KEEP YOUR CAPS LOCK ON ALL DAY IN MEMORY OF HIM.
WE'LL MISS YOU B..