Mamarazzi

What is Mamarazzi?


1.

1. Mothers who constantly follow their children around with several cameras and video taking equipment, snapping photos at each turn and documenting each milestone or event with at least two dozen photos and a video.

2. Groups of aforementioned mothers

3. When referring to yourself as described above

1. You can’t even get close to the swings because of all the mamarazzi.

2. I can’t believe how many photos I took of baby Madison on the slide! I’m such a mamarazzi!

3. What's with all the mamarazzi? It's just a bloody hair cut.

See mamarazzi, mother, yummy mummy, paparazzi

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A new even more aggressive paparazzi. Mamarazzi are the moms who insist on taking picture after picture after picture of their children with Santa, at the park , playing soccer all while yelling at their children to "smile better."

Most of the time, they're too busy taking pictures to notice what's happening on the other side of the camera or cell phone.

They're pushy, but loving.

see also Gramarazzi - - pushy, rude and with a sense of entitlement, the worst of the mamarazzi.

Example 1:

When little Jamie won the spelling bee; the mamarazzi rushed the stage to document the moment. He was blinded by the flashbulbs and fell off the stage.

Example 2:

"Smile Better Janie, Smile! SMILE!"

"Maybe if the mamarazzi stop yelling, she'll smile."

See mom, grandma, paparazzi, soccer, photographer


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