Mama's Boy

What is Mama's Boy?


1.

1.Some loser who takes orders from his mom constantly like a little bitch.

2.Someone who should grow a dick and get laid.

Me:Yo man where u goin?

Mama's boy: I gotta go shave my mom's legs or else she gonna gimme 30 lashes.

Me: What the fuck man stop being a Mama's boy.

See fuck, loser, dick, laid, legs

2.

1. A grown ass man who tells his momma every damn thing.

2.A man who cant keep a woman because his mommas jealous of his girlfriends, and acts like she his wife;the girlfriend is the other woman.

3. A man that wont take his mouth away from his mommas titty and let go!!

We cant even have a relationship, cause he's such a damn mama's boy, if i fart to loud he runs back and tell his momma;then she call here starting shit.

See punk ass, punk bitch, baby

3.

A guy who acts tough but when alone with his mother is a real pansy ass bitch. Says mommy my head hurts come pick me up from school cause i can't make it through the day anymore. Then the mother comes and gets the bitch cause he's a pussy.

I'm a little mama's boy.

See bitch, pansy, pussy, douche

4.

pussy ass bitch who is too fucking stupid to separate the difference between his "darling" momma and gf/wife. Acts bitchier than any female born VAGINA. Gets so damn confused with the notion that he stays pratically MARRIED to his fat fucking momma instead of his gf/wife. WHAT A FUCKIN WIMP. WTF need i say moreee?

mama's boy; (thinks to self)

my momma will always love me regardless of how much of a pussy bitch I am.....feed me, cloth me, suck her titties instead of my gf/wife.....

gf/wife; (says out loud)

hey honey no disrespect but why dont you just marry and FUCK your momma too

See coward, loser, wuss, pussy, bitches

5.

Man who tries to appear macho and everything, but still has something that gives away that he is not his own man. That is, that it is mommy who still calls the shots. A mama's boy. One who has his mother make his limp noodle of a dick "hard" before she allows him to have sex with another woman. And this other woman must be "mommy approved" first, or he has to go down on her (mommy), as opposed to his usual sucking her tits.

Pierce Brosnan--the guys doing the James Bond movies finally wised up and dumped him. So now he is crying on mommy's lap.

Tom Cruise--typical overbearing "macho" that tries to convince everyone he is the toughest; just to hide the fact that he is a mama's boy.

See momma's boy, crybaby, dork

6.

1. bitch boy declining grown up realationship with another woman besides his momma

2. scarred litto pussy cat that needs to grow a some real nutz

3. pansy whos more worried about pleasing his ugly wrinkled momma who wants to have sex with him (he did suck her tits at 1 point) lolol

4. a boy. DUH. refusing to be a man. who else would claim this title

mama's boy. says it ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

See sad, pathetic, your, mom

7.

A grown ass man who tells his momma every damn thing.

2.A man who cant keep a woman because his mommas jealous of his girlfriends, and acts like she his wife;the girlfriend is the other woman.

3. A man that wont take his mouth away from his mommas titty and let go!!

is what somebody else wrote true

mama's boy: he lies to her all the time making him look like he has a halo and i am the bully when u lie u have to have a good memory plus a lie stands on one leg the truth on two. He's lived w/ me for over 5yrs and calls her EVERY DAY every damn day. she let him suck his thumb until he was SIX! she's old and gross 74 has smoked for 51 years she wonders why her skin looks like shit compared to my mom's whose is perfect. she's just gross bf smokes and is unemployed a loser sorry i am writing so much needed to ventilate yes i am working on a plan to leave him so he can go back to KY and suck on her titties 4evah.

See he, sucks, her, titties


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