Mama's Hoopty Wagon

What is Mama's Hoopty Wagon?

A vehicle of poor condition that teenagers use which usually belongs to their mom.

"Dude, that chick's car sucks."

"Yeah, she thinks shes all cool sporting her mama's hoopty wagon"

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