Mammaltoe

What is Mammaltoe?


1.

is the male equivalent of a cameltoeor camel toe. this occurs when a mans pants are so tight that his genetalia is either bisected as with nut cutters, or it can be clearly observed which side he dresses to.

"eww, that guy has total mammaltoe"

See mammal toe, nut cutters, tight pants, male camel toe, cameltoe

2.

Similar to a cameltoe, only for men. It's not so much a wedgie as it is your underwear riding up while the front of your pants ride down, but it's still insanely annoying.

Guy: I hate these freaking pants! Everytime I wear them I end up fixing my mammaltoe the entire rest of the night

See cameltoe, wedgie, pants


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