What is M.a.n.?
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The acronym MAN is derived from marines, army, navy. Defining the select few from monmouth country New Jersey who have at least had serious discussions with their parents about joining the marines, army, or the navy. Requirements for a MAN include not having a sister living in your house, must chew tobacco, wear flannels, say whatever you want at the dinner table, work out at NRG fitness, must drive a truck, and your dog must be your best friend(a dog is a MANS best friend). Although the spotting of a MAN is common for some, it is uncommon to spot a MAN outside of NRG fitness. A MAN might not be conscious of everyday trials and tribulations because their minds are focused calorie, protein, and creatine intake. Only the fittest of the MANS will survive is the slogan they live by.
Who is a MAN’s favorite football player?
Peyton MANning!
What do you call a M.A.N. with two legs and two arms?
A MAN!
What do you call an angry MAN?
A MAD MAN!
What is a MAN’s favorite sandwich?
A MANwich!
What do you call a MAN deprived of protein?
A pencil neck MAN!
What is a MAN’s favorite beer?
MAN CANS!
What is a MAN’s favorite under water beast?
A MANatee !
Who is a MANS favorite boxer?
George ForeMAN !!
Who is a MANS favorite female celebrity?
MANdy Moore!
What is a MANS favorite college?
MANhattan College!
What is the most prestigious construction position for a MAN?
A MANager!
Who is a MANS favorite singer?
Barry MANalow!
MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
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