Man Chair

What is Man Chair?


1.

A reclining chair with all the bells and whistles. Most man chairs come with a beer holder and a fold out foot rest. Ideal for the football season.

I told my girl she could buy a love seat if she let me buy the Deluxe Man Chair. The thing had a built in refrigerator!

See shlonky, do the thing, man chair

2.

A man chair is the chair that men sit in while their partner is shopping for long periods of time. They can be found in almost any clothing or shoe store. What can we, as men do while our gf's or wives are shopping, we can sit in a man chair.

Honey, Ill go over here and sit in a man chair while you go shop around and meet me here when your done.

See bored, annoyed, tired, stressed, overwhelmed

3.

A toilet seat that men are tired of putting back up to urinate - so they piss all over it. The man wants it left up so he can drink copious amounts of beer and run in without fumbling to piss, since the beer causes extreme urgency to relieve himself. To properly prepare the seat as a "Man Chair", he, or with a helper, urinate all over the seat, in the down position, in an uninterrupted stream three (3) times around in either direction. Properly done, there will also be urine all over the walls, toilet paper roll, and floors. Extra points for soaking the fuzzy thing women place on top of toilet, making the damned lid keep falling down.

.."The other night, I got tired of my girlfriends' toilet seat being down, so I turned it into a REAL Man Chair.... That stopped that shit......!!!

See man chair, manchair, urinate, pissed, piss

4.

The stinky sweaty chair used by the main male of a household. Usually covered in a sport blanket.

"Bitch!!!! Get ouutta da Man Chair!!"

See chair, man, sexy, hair, sweaty, sports, football, baseball, male

5.

A sexual position that involves a man sitting down with the woman sitting on his lap as if she was sitting on a chair.

Hey baby, why don't you come take a seat in this Man Chair?

See man, chair, position, bone, sex


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