Man Cold

What is Man Cold?


1.

The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine (such as chocolate biscuits, McDonalds, or a nice cup of tea) brought to them constantly by a nearby female.

'Either i have meningitus, end stage brain cancer, or a man cold'

See cold, man, hyperbole, flu

2.

Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.

"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"

"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."

"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"

"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."

"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"


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