Man Crusties

What is Man Crusties?

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When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).

I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.

See rheum, crusties, eye boogers, snot
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