What is Man Crusties?
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When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
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