Man Custard

What is Man Custard?


1.

The creamy product forcibly ejaculated following stimulation of a man's penis.

Man custard is often found as an additional free topping on San Marino pizza.

Yes, I'd like to order a Hawaiian pizza without man custard please.

2.

cum,jizz, seaman (no, not a sailor) salty icing sugar etc

Im gona bash the bishop and squirt man custard all over the cuttlery and blame the dog. (true story)


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