Man Dick Edit Meaning

1. A girl who lights candles before she masturbates, thus making each time a special occasion. Usually masturbates weekly or so and uses mo..

1. The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it: A) Out of order OR B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop Dri..

1. Knocking in a golf shot for eagle, and then jerking off on the green. I need a silky lo on the 18th to shoot 80. See eagle, nuddles, i..