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This is when your anal o ring has been stretched so far from taking the big one that you need an anal repair kit.
If nothing is done j..
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When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank
Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed
See jiz..
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When you lose your keys (they're usually in your pocket)
Sorry I'm late, I had a bit of a keymergency.
See keys, lost, emerg..