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A really fat girl.
When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.
See Fo Shizzle..
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It was a cold, dark, stormy night. Lightning striking more than I've ever seen. The clouds parted and................................
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What your buddy says when he won't go party with you anymore now that he has kids.
"Dude, we're hitting a strip club aft..