Man Eyes

What is Man Eyes?


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What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokeyenough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"


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